“My jobs to cut down on casualties, and it’s why I learnt y’all proper spacing! Now, watch me send this here bullet betweenxed y’all and not even hit a man on the back row!”
"I need one of you men to play the part of a Yank. Come on, now! Step up and do your best Yank impersonation. It'll be fun! I promise! C'mon! Step lively! Who'll be my Yank? No???"