For All the Gettysburg Beard Complainers

[O' Be Joyful]

Women should have the right to grow beards I take my cue from Monty Python ...

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[Cavalry Charger]

He needs to get some of these for his beard so that the kitty can have a disco

What will they think of next?!

 

[Steph-GB]

Hahaha I know.. they sold them in local shop here at Xmas .. I threaten to buy Waterloo some

 

[Cavalry Charger]

Hahaha I know.. they sold them in local shop here at Xmas .. I threaten to buy Waterloo some

If you do we want a picture

(Of course, we'll never be able to take him seriously again after that )

 

[O' Be Joyful]

Hahaha I know.. they sold them in local shop here at Xmas .. I threaten to buy Waterloo some

Quaver not and thus not restrain yourself any longer! Sally forth. And post pics.

Bonus: if you include a kitty...it will go viral.

 

[Steph-GB]

Hahahhaa our cat is a huge fat ginger cat!! I’m not quite sure he would pose well!!

Will most definitely make him grow the beard out ready for Xmas lights and kitty disco!! Plus the cat is called chicken .. so he would have chicken and lights in his beard!!

 

[Yankee Brooke]

Women should have the right to grow beards I take my cue from Monty Python ...

I have enough facial stubble that I have to shave every 2-3 days.... not really a beard though.

 

[Cavalry Charger]

I have enough facial stubble that I have to shave every 2-3 days.... not really a beard though.

Let me just say hormones, or the lack of them, are not always our friend

 

[Mrs. V]

I am laughing so hard at this! My son will never have a long civil war style beard poor man. You see he is cursed with super curly, coarse hair..think white man ‘fro..and because somewhere there is probably some oriental in the genetics(mongolian?) he is not very hirsute. So his beard mearly perches on the end of his chin, curling in merry abandon, refusing to grow past the “Shaggy and Scooby Doo” length. I very much suspect that when he is 40, he will still look like a raw recruit of 20. Poor man.

 

[Northern Light]

What will they think of next?!

We probably don't want to know.

 

[Cavalry Charger]

We probably don't want to know.

 

[Irishtom29]

I think what's missing is the moustache! Does any beard look good without the moustache??

It seems that the antique Spartans were fond of dreadlocks and beards sans mustache. Having discarded the full face helmet and body armor during the Peloponnesian War they must’a appeared twice as frightening, like a bunch of crazy bloodthirsty Amish farmers.

 

[Cavalry Charger]

It seems that the antique Spartans were fond of dreadlocks and beards sans mustache. Having discarded the full face helmet and body armor during the Peloponnesian War they must’a appeared twice as frightening, like a bunch of crazy bloodthirsty Amish farmers.

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And I thought Bob Marley invented dreadlocks !

 

[O' Be Joyful]

a bunch of crazy bloodthirsty Amish farmers.

 

[rbasin]

 

[Virginia Dave]

I haven't been to a barber in 25yrs...lol

I couldn't imagine dying my beard either...

Yeah I tried that once and it didn't turn out well.

 

[Northern Light]

Yeah I tried that once and it didn't turn out well.
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Perhaps you might find a new tailor as well. The ripped look is so last year.

 

[Viper21]

Yeah I tried that once and it didn't turn out well.
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I wear my hair in a ponytail 99.9% of the time. It's past my waist.

 

[O' Be Joyful]

I wear my hair in a ponytail 99.9% of the time. It's past my waist.

Hippie rebel biker. Figures.

 

[Waterloo50]

It is now possible to prove beyond any reasonable doubt that the Union was beardier. Here’s how the research was carried out.
Beard-to-face ratio was calculated by adding B1 and B2, and dividing the sum by F1. A 0 means clean shaven, and anything greater than a 1 indicates a beard larger than the face.

So there you have it folks, irrefutable proof that the Union had the confederacy beat in the war of beards and tashes.