For All the Gettysburg Beard Complainers

Steph-GB

Sergeant
Joined
Mar 26, 2018
Location
Land of the tractors
Hahahhaa our cat is a huge fat ginger cat!! I’m not quite sure he would pose well!!

Will most definitely make him grow the beard out ready for Xmas lights and kitty disco!! Plus the cat is called chicken .. so he would have chicken and lights in his beard!! :rofl:

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Mrs. V

2nd Lieutenant
Joined
May 5, 2017
I am laughing so hard at this! My son will never have a long civil war style beard poor man. You see he is cursed with super curly, coarse hair..think white man ‘fro..and because somewhere there is probably some oriental in the genetics(mongolian?) he is not very hirsute. So his beard mearly perches on the end of his chin, curling in merry abandon, refusing to grow past the “Shaggy and Scooby Doo” length. I very much suspect that when he is 40, he will still look like a raw recruit of 20. Poor man.
 

Irishtom29

Sergeant Major
Joined
Jul 21, 2008
Location
Kent, Washington
I think what's missing is the moustache! Does any beard look good without the moustache??

It seems that the antique Spartans were fond of dreadlocks and beards sans mustache. Having discarded the full face helmet and body armor during the Peloponnesian War they must’a appeared twice as frightening, like a bunch of crazy bloodthirsty Amish farmers.

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Waterloo50

Major
Forum Host
Silver Patron
Joined
Jul 7, 2015
Location
England
It is now possible to prove beyond any reasonable doubt that the Union was beardier. Here’s how the research was carried out.
Beard-to-face ratio was calculated by adding B1 and B2, and dividing the sum by F1. A 0 means clean shaven, and anything greater than a 1 indicates a beard larger than the face.

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So there you have it folks, irrefutable proof that the Union had the confederacy beat in the war of beards and tashes.
 

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