I am laughing so hard at this! My son will never have a long civil war style beard poor man. You see he is cursed with super curly, coarse hair..think white man ‘fro..and because somewhere there is probably some oriental in the genetics(mongolian?) he is not very hirsute. So his beard mearly perches on the end of his chin, curling in merry abandon, refusing to grow past the “Shaggy and Scooby Doo” length. I very much suspect that when he is 40, he will still look like a raw recruit of 20. Poor man.