For All the Gettysburg Beard Complainers

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Sergeant Major
Joined
Aug 5, 2011
Location
SE PA
You know who else rolled like a Mennonite elder?

Yeah, that's right.

The Koop.
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Northern Light

Lt. Colonel
Joined
Jul 21, 2014
Oh dear, my sincere apologies for anything I might have said or posted that offended anyone with a beard or anyone who loves anyone with a beard or anyone who has had a beard or anyone who wants to grow a beard or who has children with beards or parents with beards (excepting daughters, wives and mothers causes that is just weird but I apologize for saying that as well)or cousins or uncles or aunts with beards or friends or pets or goats with beards. I am sorry I posted this beardist thread. I am sorry for any negative things I have ever said or thought about beards. I will never mention beards again.



Look at this cute little kitty!
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Waterloo50

Major
Forum Host
Silver Patron
Joined
Jul 7, 2015
Location
England
Oh dear, my sincere apologies for anything I might have said or posted that offended anyone with a beard or anyone who loves anyone with a beard or anyone who has had a beard or anyone who wants to grow a beard or who has children with beards or parents with beards (excepting daughters, wives and mothers causes that is just weird but I apologize for saying that as well)or cousins or uncles or aunts with beards or friends or pets or goats with beards. I am sorry I posted this beardist thread. I am sorry for any negative things I have ever said or thought about beards. I will never mention beards again.



Look at this cute little kitty!
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Now I’ve got beard envy.
 

Viper21

Brigadier General
Moderator
Silver Patron
Joined
Jul 4, 2016
Location
Rockbridge County, Virginia
Oh dear, my sincere apologies for anything I might have said or posted that offended anyone with a beard or anyone who loves anyone with a beard or anyone who has had a beard or anyone who wants to grow a beard or who has children with beards or parents with beards (excepting daughters, wives and mothers causes that is just weird but I apologize for saying that as well)or cousins or uncles or aunts with beards or friends or pets or goats with beards. I am sorry I posted this beardist thread. I am sorry for any negative things I have ever said or thought about beards. I will never mention beards again.



Look at this cute little kitty!
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Rip Van Winkle....!!
 

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