Only
one of the people I voted for
Made it to the final four.
If he isn't in the final two,
I don't know what on earth I'll do.
Probably tear my own hair out!
For, you see, I would begin to doubt
The taste -- nay, sanity! -- of my peers,
Whose fickleness might bring me to tears.
Oh yes, you can take that to the bank,
Since I confess I've got a hank-
ering for that guy I find so cute--
Like a matinee idol, he's a beaut!
But nothing fancy nor or-nate;
He's ever so manly, no debate.
Enough! I must now call a halt.
@amweiner, it's all your fault!