Discussion in 'Caption This!' started by ami, Mar 10, 2017.
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I refuse to make 2 trips!
"If I walk any further, I'm going to fold like a lawn ch...nevermind."
"You're looking for what?"
"Oh! you're at the wrong place, hon, this isn't no reenactment, this is a Hee Haw convention!"
"Want some fruit cake?"
Musicale chairs, antebellum style
Mah dear, you petty coat is showing.
Is this the hip-hop style of a may pole dance.
did they really promise 20,000 dead rebels?
Might a knowd, cook a meal and everyone brings a chair and a dog!
"What happened to good manners? Southern men would carry a chair for a lady."
"I thought there was suppose to be grapes to stomp"
"Watch out for that ankle bitter"
"I didn't see any mouse"
Ladies lets take our chairs and get some tea and gossip.
This particular game of musical chairs lasted for more than a month, that was until Dorothy read the rules and pointed out that they were only supposed to remove one chair every time the music stopped.
The women's Kleptomania meeting didn't go well, it was fine right up until the Chairman said 'okay ladies, please take a seat'.
"Honey, if you insist on wearing modern hiking boots instead of proper period footgear, for Heaven's sake please don't hike your skirts up so high!"
Who will 'chair' this meeting of weight watchers?
"This is my first dance where you were required to carry a chair. I don't think this fad is going to catch on."
"Southern winters here are like summers in my town, let's get the h*ll out of here!"
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