I can't offer a caption at the moment, but I have seen our friend @Booner pull up next to a pasture full of beef cattle and just start talking to them. I have seen this happen several times. He starts out similar to: "Hey, Guys...how ya" doin'? Anything exciting happen in the pasture today? What did you think of the recent election?" and so on, and so forth.
The craziest thing is that the cattle always respond to @Booner. They walk right up to the fence and start vocalizing to him. I sort of understand dog language, but I don't understand bovine language at all! Booner's skill at bovine language mystifies me.
"What do you mean, you want to report directly to General Grant?
I'd suggest you and your unit first change back into your uniforms and then I will see if the General has a minute to hear your report."