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"Surrender your weapons to Johnny Reb, soldier! Didn't you hear the Southern politeness in his voice when he said, 'please'? Those backwoodsmen can shoot a gnat at one hundred paces, and are already lining up for a firing squad. You'd best obey!"
 
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."

Dickens
 
Officer: They don't call me the Napoleon of the West for nothin'. Once I get you yay-hoos whipped into shape, we're gonna march on the San Fernando Valley and lay waste to it!

Kid staring at Officer: Dude is awesome!
 
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