Caption This! 10-20- 10-26-17

"I don't buy into the claptrap that old geezer spouts. Let him grow a few more white hairs in his beard, before thinking he's a fountain of wisdom."

"No, grandpa, he's got a point.. saying old Davis is sending General Hood into a trap at Nashville."
 
"Well, what do you remember most? Was it the lice?"
"Naw, you could eat a handful o' them lice an' they wouldn't stick to yer ribs."
"Stick to yer ribs! Ha! That's a good 'un! Well, was it the rats?"
"Rats!? I'd a give a months pay fer a good rat to skewer over a campfire."
"Well, was it the corn pone?"
"Corn pone!!?? You had corn pone!!??"
 
"Everyone drink their Ensure this morning? Everyone got their Depends strapped on? Yes?!? Good!?! CHARGE!!!!"

USS ALASKA
 
Zoom in on the second guy from the right. Look at his expression. Doesn't it look as if he could be thinking:

"Hmm..... I wonder if I can trust this fart?"
 
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