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I've posted the following previously on other Sherman was "blah! blah! blah!" threads. For the benefit of newer members:
A 1951 movie starring Michael Rennie and Patricia Neal, according to some pro-Confederate websites, was based on actual aliens and our Civil War
Klaatu Lincoln: "I'm worried about Gort Sherman. There's no limit to what he could do. He could destroy the earth! In matters of aggression, we have given him absolute power over us. This power cannot be revoked. At the first signs of violence, he acts automatically against the aggressor. The penalty for provoking his action is too terrible to risk."
With an approving nod from Klaatu Lincoln, Gort Sherman unleashed his awesome power throughout EVERY square inch of the Confederacy! Employing his laser beam eyes he was able to burn down barns, homes, and entire towns at will leaving most of the South a smoldering cinder.
Finally as Gort Sherman reached the upper edges of the South, General Grant interposed with an order from Klaatu Lincoln: "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!" There was nothing left to burn. Darth Sheridan had already incinerated every square inch of land to the north.
The Day The South Stood Still -The TRUTH, anonymous pro-Confederate website
A 1951 movie starring Michael Rennie and Patricia Neal, according to some pro-Confederate websites, was based on actual aliens and our Civil War
Klaatu Lincoln: "I'm worried about Gort Sherman. There's no limit to what he could do. He could destroy the earth! In matters of aggression, we have given him absolute power over us. This power cannot be revoked. At the first signs of violence, he acts automatically against the aggressor. The penalty for provoking his action is too terrible to risk."
With an approving nod from Klaatu Lincoln, Gort Sherman unleashed his awesome power throughout EVERY square inch of the Confederacy! Employing his laser beam eyes he was able to burn down barns, homes, and entire towns at will leaving most of the South a smoldering cinder.
Finally as Gort Sherman reached the upper edges of the South, General Grant interposed with an order from Klaatu Lincoln: "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!" There was nothing left to burn. Darth Sheridan had already incinerated every square inch of land to the north.
The Day The South Stood Still -The TRUTH, anonymous pro-Confederate website