Iron? What's that? They didn't have electrical appliances back in 1863!
Petticoats? Why? [We've seen these two petticoatless ladies before!]
I thought we were supposed to step on our hems! Nobody told me that during the Civil War, hemlines were 2 to 4 inches off the floor!
Somebody stole my apron! [Seriously, I have one made of that same fabric.]