"I hope the Confederacy appreciates that donation. I've never felt so horribly naked without a hoop. You can see the shape of my legs right up to my hips! What do they use all that spring steel for, anyway?"
"I don't know. They just keep asking all the young ladies to donate. Maybe bullets or cannons or something?"
Bonnet: "This is the very spot where Willie breathed his last, calling out loudly to his mother!"
Purple: "Uh...I'm not with...um...she's not with me, I'm just passing by here..."