Welcome, but, purposefully or not, you have brought all the hallmarks of a troll with you. You may well not be one, but that is why you are being challenged and you would do well to intelligently respond.
I am by no means anti-Southern (just look at my moniker!

) but I too realize that you are not posting legitimate claims.
Again, welcome, and I hope this all calms down and you can enjoy yourself. It's a good group.